Dear Mr. Blackwell,

Wow. Yet, again, you have decided to grace us with your talents.

I am in awe.

I mean, it's not just Anybody who can make nasty, mean-spirited little rhymes up purely for the petty purpose of mocking other people's wardrobes.

It can be argued that people such as Paris Hilton have made no real contribution to society.

And yet, you have made it your life's ambition to make fun of what her, and other celebrities like her, wear.

Keep aiming high, as I can see clearly the importance of your work.